I made a thing.
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true
You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate
SEND IT BACK TO THE PLANET
Mini Derperella is a ‘soft sculpture’ I made. It is of Derperella. The chicken. SIGH, YES I KNOW
Only 3.25” tall, made of epoxy, glass eyes, faux fur, paint.
Baby ducks in a teacup
Sometimes I feel like this when I’m on tumblr.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
In case you need anymore incentive to buy Girl Scout cookies this season
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
While Girl Scouts does support all these things (hooray!) the Girl Scout cookie program also teaches girls real-life business and entrepreneurial skills on a very personal and individual level.
When you buy a box of Girl Scout cookies, part of the funds go to Girl Scouts of the USA and regional Girl Scout Councils (in my area, it’s the Girl Scout Council of Greater New York, which is in charge of all the Girl Scouts of New York City), but a good chunk of the money also goes right back into that specific Girl Scout troop’s bank account.
This is why you can’t buy Girl Scout cookies online. And why it’s so important to buy them from an actual girl.
Because once this money goes back into the troop’s bank account, the girls get to decide what they want to do with it, and it is often used to alleviate costs associated with registration, uniform, and activity fees for girls whose families don’t have the money.
In my experience, I’ve seen troops use their cookie money to go on trips to places like the Museum of Natural History, donate it to help those who lost everything in Hurricane Sandy, and use it to clean up a park honoring the victims of September 11th. And nobody made these girls do any of that. It was their money. They sold the cookies. They earned it. And, given the opportunity to spend this money, Girl Scouts teaches them that spending it in smart ways can change your community and yourself for the better.
So, go ahead and buy way too many Thin Mints than you ever think should be allowed. Cookie season really is the best.
This hit me like a ton of bricks. I’m still feeling a little nauseous after this realization.
This is a wonderful presentation. I just had to add these:
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that gender egalitarianism isn’t possible among humans, or that our species’ “natural” state is one of gender oppression.
Causal reminder that fields of study like anthropology have been heavily influenced by the ideology of the patriarchal, heterosexist white supremacist power structure.
"Forced sexual intercourse is almost unheard of because of the respect females command and because the taboo is so strong”